Wednesday, 08 July 2009

  • Tip #8982

    One of the best ways to encourage your learning-to-read and learning-to-spell children is to let them IM with a grandparent or the like.  Keep an eye on what they're doing, but let them have at it.
    It's so cute!

Monday, 06 July 2009

  • A Perfect Sunday

    Yesterday as we were getting ready to leave church, I had an idea.  This one was a humdinger.

    Sid and I were on our way home and I said, "I have an idea for lunch."  I explained it to him and he said "That sounds GOOD."

    First of all, you must know it was raining and dreary and cloudy outside.  This is important information.
    Second, you must know that we cancelled church last night due to the holiday the day before.  Do not ask me to explain this.  We just went with it and were glad.

    Here is what we did.
    We came home.  Got into our more comfortable clothing.  Got on the internet and ordered pizza.  Sid likes to order pizza on the internet.  I like to let him.  I cannot tell you the last time I picked up the phone and ordered a pizza or even did it on the internet.  I bet it was in 2000 when I was home alone during the day during the summer at our trailer house in Glen Echo Trailer Park.  This was a stereotypical trailer park.  I ordered Papa John's and ate it and even had them bring me a cold 20 oz. Dr Pepper.  It was good.  I can still remember how good that food tasted going down my esophogas into my stomach that was overly crowded by a growing brown-eyed brown-haired girl.  That was not what I had ordered.  Sometimes God knows you better than you know yourself.  Actually, He always does.

    What was I talking about?  Oh yeah.  We ordered pizza.
    Then, we went to town and got the pizza.
    Oh, first, Sid went into Mac's and got cold white creamy stuff.  Ice cream.  Vanilla & chocolate because all the Blue Bell flavors overwhelmed him, so he went basic.  But, he did tell me he didn't know why he didn't just get me the Groom's Cake kind.
    Then, we went to get pizza.

    We came home and moved the couches around to a more comfortable viewing position and spread blankets out in the floor, as well... and settled in to eat pizza on paper plates and out of the box and watch a movie.
    Then, we had a little leftover candy from our trip to NW AR this weekend and then ate some ice cream.

    It was the perfect Sunday afternoon meal.  Ever.

    Then, we all took a nap and slept until 7.  And then, we went to Wal-Mart to get food.

    The end.

Saturday, 04 July 2009

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

  • Questions

    Since when did it become mandatory to have a picture to go with a blog post? Never.  That's when.

    So, why do I feel like I have nothing blog-worthy unless I have an accompanying picture?  Dunno.  You figure it out.  I have bigger fish to fry.

Sunday, 14 June 2009

  • A Princess Bride Story

    It was 1995.  I was a sophomore in high school.  I was friends with all kinds of kids at the First Baptist Church in our town and their Youth Director had just moved in down the street from me.  It was good times.
    I got invited to their Lock-In and we had a good time.  I liked Lock-Ins.  Our church didn't have them very often.  Rarely.  Like, one every 5 years.  That isn't often enough for people who like Lock-Ins.
    We had stayed up all night doing this and that and it finally was about 4 in the morning and some friends of mine were going into the old sanctuary to watch a movie.  What movie?  The Princess Bride  Oh, good.  I had always wanted to watch that, I thought.  Ken Davis made about a million jokes about that movie on his tape A Twisted Mind.  Ok, it was like once.  But, when you've watched that tape over and over... once turns into a million.  Trust me.

    We laid down and I was surprised to see Fred Savage and Peter Faulk from the get-go.  Kevin and Columbo.  Good mix.  Then, Westley was the guy from Robinhood: Men In Tights and Princess Buttercup was "Jennay" from Forrest Gump.  "We were peas & ca-ots again."

    I watched up until Westley left and was murdered by the Dread Pirate Roberts and the next thing I knew, it was time to go home.

    I gave the movie another chance in 2003 when I was pregnant with Phoebe and Mom wanted to watch it.  Again here, we're talkin' zzz's.

    This movie just didn't have it.  Or so I thought.

    THEN, on the message board I frequent.  Someone tried to get me to guess a movie quote by saying, "Inconceivable."  I was clueless. Truly.  Someone said something about peanuts and I was lost.
    Oh.  That movie (when I finally found out).  I just don't like that one much, I said.

    A few months ago, I saw the 20th anniversary edition out in stores.  It is cool how it says The Princess Bride right side up and upside down.  (I had to type that 3 times to get it right.)

    Friday, I saw it in the store marked down to $7.50.  I got it.  I figured third time's a charm, right?

    Nope.




    Wait.  Someone made it through the movie.  Who was it?  Oh yeah, that's right.  Logan.


    And, I guess someone had to take his picture while someone else was putting the girls to bed. That would be me.

    I'll say it.  I like the movie.  I never truly gave it a chance.  The first time doesn't count.  I was tired.  Too tired. The 2nd time, I was crocheting.  And, I got tired.  And, I was pregnant and missing my husband across 4 states.  The third time, I made myself like it.  It wasn't hard.
    Sid laughed a lot.  I got a lot of jokes about the movie.  I had a vested interest.  My kindred spirit loves it.  I had to try again.

    I did, and I'm glad.

    "My name is Inigo Montoya.  You kill my father.  Prepare to die."
    "As you wiiiiiiiiish."
    "Anyone want a peanut?"
    "Inconceivable!"
    "You keep saying that.  I do not think it means what you think it means."

    I'll stop.  But, I just want to say.  You have to cut Phoebe and Chloe some slack.  They were up late and had played hard that day.  And, they're girls and it is more of a "guy" movie (in some spots).
    I really thought the eel was going to eat Buttercup.

    Oh, Tucker fell asleep too.  He was tuckered.

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